Lawyer Tombstone

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies Strange, an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I that won't fit on the tombstone," replied the stonecutter. "How about if I simply put, 'Here lies an honest lawyer'?"

"But that won't let people know who it is!", protested the lawyer.

"It certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!"