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Let's Make Like...

[ This was posted to rec.humor.funny by Hobson's Choice (hobson@header.enet.dec.com) on October 20, 1991. ]

Let's...

...make like a tree and leave.

...make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here.

...make like a bird and flock off

...make like horse sh!t and hit the trail.

...make like a banana and split.

...make like a missile and cruise.

...make like a fetus and head out.

...make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.

...make like a drummer and beat it.

...make like a bee and buzz off.

...make like diarrhea and run

...make like a tire and hit the road

...make like Linda Lovelace and blow.

...make like a terrorist and blow this place.

...make like a busboy and get the fork out of here.

...make like a strawberry and jam.

...make like traffic and jam.

...make like stockings and run.

...make like a loaf of French bread and baguette.

...make like a bakery truck and haul buns outta here.

...make like a bread truck and haul buns.

...make like a Bakery truck and Move your buns.

...make like a prom dress and take off.

...make like a banana and split.

...make like the Red Sea and split.

...make like the Red Sea and part.

...make like an ameba and split...!

...make like the wind and blow.

...make like a tomato and Ketch-up.

...make like lightning and bolt.

...make like a Nut and Bolt.

...make like Michael Jackson and "Beat it!"

...make like Santa Claus and leave your presents (presence)!

...make like Tom and Cruise.

...make like a Hewlett Packard Laser Printer and jet.

...make like a jacket and zip.

...make like a magnet and flux off.

...make like Levi's and fade away.

...make like a bowel, and move.

...make like a tie and hang around some more.

...make like a botanist and leaf.

...make like a dog and flea.

...make like a register and shift.

...make like an unstructured program, and go (to).

...make like Houdini and disappear

...make like a mongrel and get lost

...make like a teeny-bopper singer and fade away

...make like data and move

...make like make(1) and update (your location)

...make like a football and kickoff

...make like a baseball player and home-run

...make like rot13 and shpx bss

...make like a pound and quid (quit).

...make like a jet and zoom.

...make like an airplane and take off.

...make like a hat and go on ahead.

...make like an atom and split.

...make like The Exorcist and get the hell outta here.

...make like rain and get the hail out of here.

Back to the Future Quote

"Make like a tree, McFly. Get outta here."

Bonus Joke

Q: What the marketing director of a major condom manufacturing company said when asked to come up with a new gimmick for their new line of condoms?

A: Let's make like bullfrogs and ribbit.

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